An Abridged Cast List

I feel awkward listing full names for the characters on the website, so here is a shortened cast list. If you are still not sure who everyone is or you want me to explain any of the characters in greater detail, please email me and let me know.

Drunktank: Anna
ZackAttack! [ZA!]: Zack
Passed Out Girl on Floor [POGOF]: Nicole
Blake: Love of Drunktank's life, Blake
Juan/God [J/G]: John
"The Hot One" [THO]: Adam
Mandela: Nelson
Nick the Brick [NTB]: Nick
Somebody's Silly/ Matt the Vat [SS/MTV]: Matt
Balz: Laura
Bon-Wih [BW]: Bronwyn
Not In My House! [NIMH]: Steve
Mer: Meredith
Wileux: A deer head that used to exist and provide guidance in "The Mansion"
Dangles: Chandler, aka Drunktank's second love
JJ: JJ
RG: Random Girl, the kind infesting bars everywhere with rampant stupidity and Herpes
SAM: Sketchy Asian Man, the kind who buys a girl a drink or twelve and then immediately makes out with her, no talking necessary
T-Bag [TB]: Tyson (also POGOF's twin)
KC: Chris
POPO: An Officer of Love

If you want your name taken off this list just let me know, more DT is acomin'!